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Religious Truths

Taoism:  Shit happens.

Confucianism:  Confucius say, “Shit happens.”

Buddhism: If shit happens it is not really shit.

Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Islam: If shit happens it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

Catholicism: If shit happens you deserve it.

Judaism: Why does shit happen to us?

New Age: Affirm shit does not happen to me.

Atheist: I don’t believe this shit.

Rochdalian: Let’s roll that shit up and smoke it.

Reg Hartt: I don’t smoke. Put that shit in a cookie.

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